Friday, July 24, 2009

One inch thoughts


Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If we make corn oil from corn, and olive oil from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why do we say heat up and cool down?

If we swim in a swim suit and smoke in a smoking jacket, what do we do in a windbreaker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why is it called rush hour, when everything moves so slow?

When you put THE in front of IRS it forms the word THEIRS, coincidence?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats and not parachutes?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it when we ask for a check in a restaurant, they bring us a bill instead?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


What is life about?


One inch thoughts - song: Sons of the Silent Age, artist: David Bowie, album: Heroes

9 comments:

Melanie said...

Val-

Thanks for these! They are a good way for me to get my brain back in "thinking" mode again. :)

PS-I like your new header, but I really liked your old one. :0

sahara4d said...

Thanks for the funnys!

cdncowgirl said...

Those always give me a giggle. I'll admit it though, I DO wonder why they sterilize needles for a lethal injection! lol

Sydney said...

"Why do we say heat up and cool down?"

Cause heat rises and cool air sinks.

Fantastyk Voyager said...

Good answer, Sydney, then what about cool off. Warm on??

fernvalley01 said...

Too funny!

Dan and Betty Cooksey said...

Good stuff. Thanks for sharing.

Dan

Grey Horse Matters said...

Very interesting food for thought. Thanks for making me think this morning.

The Wades said...

Is that picture yours? If so, WOWSERS! These are great.